Signs of the End of the World - Jan. 1-Feb. 28, 2001

WATCHING FOR THE END - 2001

January 1 - Monday

Things look fairly normal out. Definitely no signs of the end yet.

January 2 - Tuesday

Not seeing much happening out there. Looks like it won't be today.

January 3 - Wednesday

No signs of disaster yet. But of course it could be any moment now.

January 4 - Thursday

The day shows no signs that this could be it. Still watching.

January 5 - Friday

Very peaceful out. There's nothing yet.

January 6 - Saturday

It's Saturday, a nice day for the most part. Sky shows nothing.

January 7 - Sunday

Saw some crows eating a dead deer; other than that, nothing.

January 8 - Monday

Picture perfect day; found it very disappointing.

January 9 - Tuesday

Foggy morning got my hopes up, but later it cleared off.

January 10 - Wednesday

In bed all day with sniffles, but looked out and everything looked normal.

January 11 - Thursday

Saw a "Make no payments till 2002" furniture ad today; bought three rooms of furniture knowing I'll never pay a dime!

January 12 - Friday

In the news, Antichrist Ronald Regan in hospital (cover story a hip operation), doubtlessly stealing medical equipment to use in his evil plots.

January 13 - Saturday

Ice and snow coming tonight, maybe take out the power and literally "precipitate" world wide panic. Been busy studying relation between Hoar Frost and the Great Whore.

January 14 - Sunday

Power still on, snow melting as normal. Reagan "back on his feet" (as though he ever left 'em! I thought the problem was with his "hip," not his feet!)

January 15 - Monday

Another stinking nice day! Trying my faith (breathe, breathe)...

January 16 - Tuesday

Niceness persists. Frankly, I think it's going to be April (the cruellest month), so keeping track of the signs in January is meaningless.

January 17 - Wednesday

The mainstream media dropped their coverage of Reagan all of a sudden, very suspicious. Could it be that someone was getting too close to the truth (that someone being me)????

January 18 - Thursday

I had a little fantasy in the near-sleep state that the end of the world was here today. I quickly looked outside and everything seemed normal. Surely a sign of the end....very soon!

January 19 - Friday

I want the end of the world so bad I could taste it. Must have patience!

January 20 - Saturday

In his inauguration speech, President Bush called for more bomb shelters, supplies of dried food, and neighborhood vigilante squads. That makes you think!

January 21 - Sunday

Jesse Jackson has a love child? Can the end be too far off now?

January 22 - Monday

Spent the morning praying that very soon I'd see national shortages, looting, and panic.

January 23 - Tuesday

Passed out "2001 That's It" leaflets at the courthouse today. Got a lot of funny looks and persecution.

January 24 - Wednesday

I'm thinking I need a disciple or two to help me. Surely others sense the end is here.

January 25 - Thursday

Met a young guy today, Leon, who helped me pass out leaflets. He said he and some friends would like to visit me. Which is weird since I just got the idea for disciples (or associates) yesterday!

January 26 - Friday

Prophecy popped into my head today about the Soviet Union (pretending it doesn't exist) going to invade Israel in mid-July. Called Leon and he found that very interesting!

January 27 - Saturday

Deadly earthquake strikes India! Finally something's going my way!

January 28 - Sunday

Leon brought over an old Omni magazine with article, "How To Have A Mystical Experience." Since sleep-deprivation is one way, I'm not going to bed tonight.

January 29 - Monday

Been up all night, except little snatches of what seems to be dreams as I sit here. In one such reverie, I saw a busload of people fall out of a tree. Inspiring stuff, but my head's a little fuzzy.

January 30 - Tuesday

I think I've been awake, very hard to say. Had a vision of a giant angel (like many miles tall) at the North Pole, one foot resting on Asia, the other resting on North America, a rod of iron in his hand.

January 31 - Wednesday

Fell into deep sleep. When woke up, went to Hardee's for coffee. Met a prophecy expert/junk dealer named Walter, who talked my leg off about Yakovrambsel, J.R. Church, Grant Jeffries, and the Bible. Leon is my disciple but I think I'm Walter's.

February 1 - Thursday

Did a lot of thinking about Walter. Something about it seems so right, meeting a guy like him on what must be the 6000th year of the Earth. What's the odds that in 6000 years a guy like him and me would meet?

February 2 - Friday

Great divine conviction came to me today of the heavenly crowns that will be my reward for boldly delivering this scorned prophecy. Gave me new courage and determination to keep trumpeting my claims.

February 3 - Saturday

Day filled with amazing assortment of heavenly visions, angels at war, continents shaken, mountains melting, oceans boiling, etc. My personal sense that the end is not far off is virtually palpable.

February 4 - Sunday

Leon and I spent some time conjuring up the spirits of prophets of the past, channeling first one then another. Felt like I was in the room with someone who does voices, like Rich Little. As the spirits come nearer the "surface," we know the end cannot be far off.

February 5 - Monday

Indepth reading of newspaper today looking for signs of the end. Israel's having a big election. And horse population in "former" Soviet Union tops 500 million mark.

February 6 - Tuesday

5,000 delegates gathered in Zurich for International Conference on Prophecy endorse "2001 That's It" website and message as being "right on!"

February 7 - Wednesday

Teachers step aside as "2001 That's It" website representatives are invited to proselytize in public schools eight-hours-a-day, a part of President Bush's new "faith-based" initiative.

February 8 - Thursday

Reagan's 90th birthday stokes the prophetic fires. The man was born Feb. 1911. 3½ years later in Aug. 1914, World War I starts. A quick check of books on the war fails to find this fact mentioned even once!

February 9 - Friday

Persecution intensifies against "2001 That's It" website – all very subtle – as intuition reveals the enemy to be within!

February 10 - Saturday

A day of quiet, thoughtful reflection on what it'll be like when the rivers are blood, trees are ablaze, and the air is full of ash and soot.

February 11 - Sunday

Human genome research confirms 2001 as the end: 30,000 genes divided by 5 fingers on the hand = 6,000 years of human history!

February 12 - Monday

Israel prepares for war. XFL technicians wiring Armageddon so we'll hear all the bonecrunching action.

February 13 - Tuesday

Massive power shortages and suffering in California give vital uplift to our hearts as sure sign that 2001 indeed is IT.

February 14 - Wednesday

Central American earthquake raises hopes that it can't be long now! Survivors bellyaching about uncertainty, terror, and losses.

February 15 - Thursday

Elementary student points cleverly carved polska kielbasa at teacher, suspended for life. Youth are playing for keeps in endtime scenario.

February 16 - Friday

Falun Gong worshippers face electric chair, lethal injection, hanging, and Chinese water torture and refuse to renounce their faith. But then relent when the government simply asks them nicely: "Please?"

February 17 - Saturday

First cloned human being produced last week. Advances from babyhood to full maturity in four days. Wears his hair pushed down and to the side, sports handsome square moustache and waves a lot.

February 18 - Sunday

Demons bearing clubs, brickbats, and battle-axes arrive at various parts of the world. But things are so bad we barely notice.

February 19 - Monday

We suspend our normal revelling in disaster and destruction today in loving memory of Dale Earnhardt.

February 20 - Tuesday

Malicious demons seize control of Florida state government. Residents welcome great improvement.

February 21 - Wednesday

FBI spy suppressed intelligence on USSR's breeding of 400 million horses. Also sold them our entire reserve of scoop shovels.

February 22 - Thursday

Grammy for "Best New Artist" goes to singing trophy fish, Billy Bass.

February 23 - Friday

George W. Bush wisely halts all sales and shipments of pencils to Iraq.

February 24 - Saturday

International bankers turn over all assets to local bankers.

February 25 - Sunday

Small computer chips embedded in foreheads of 50,000 Robins, so we'll know earlier when Spring gets here.

February 26 - Monday

The Fed follows the Toyota-Thon's lead and cuts interest rates to 0.9%. Resulting wealth causes prices to skyrocket (example: eggs $75 a dozen). People earning less than $50,000 a year can't afford Alpo.

February 27 - Tuesday

The Pope performs last rites for the world and orders Vatican Palace boarded up.

February 28 - Wednesday

Russia launches 85 nuclear warheads against the United States and all are mysteriously intercepted at the North Pole.

NEXT PAGE OF SIGNS

January 1 - Monday	Things look fairly normal out. Definitely no signs of the end yet.
January 2 - Tuesday	Not seeing much happening out there. Looks like it won't be today.
January 3 - Wednesday	No signs of disaster yet. But of course it could be any moment now.
January 4 - Thursday	The day shows no signs that this could be it. Still watching.
January 5 - Friday	Very peaceful out. There's nothing yet.
January 6 - Saturday	It's Saturday, a nice day for the most part. Sky shows nothing.
January 7 - Sunday	Saw some crows eating a dead deer; other than that, nothing.
January 8 - Monday	Picture perfect day; found it very disappointing.
January 9 - Tuesday	Foggy morning got my hopes up, but later it cleared off.
January 10 - Wednesday	In bed all day with sniffles, but looked out and everything looked normal.
January 11 - Thursday	Saw a "Make no payments till 2002" furniture ad today; bought three rooms of furniture knowing I'll never pay a dime!
January 12 - Friday	In the news, Antichrist Ronald Regan in hospital (cover story a hip operation), doubtlessly stealing medical equipment to use in his evil plots.
January 13 - Saturday	Ice and snow coming tonight, maybe take out the power and literally "precipitate" world wide panic. Been busy studying relation between Hoar Frost and the Great Whore.
January 14 - Sunday	Power still on, snow melting as normal. Reagan "back on his feet" (as though he ever left 'em! I thought the problem was with his "hip," not his feet!)
January 15 - Monday	Another stinking nice day! Trying my faith (breathe, breathe)...
January 16 - Tuesday	Niceness persists. Frankly, I think it's going to be April (the cruellest month), so keeping track of the signs in January is meaningless.
January 17 - Wednesday	The mainstream media dropped their coverage of Reagan all of a sudden, very suspicious. Could it be that someone was getting too close to the truth (that someone being me)????
January 18 - Thursday	I had a little fantasy in the near-sleep state that the end of the world was here today. I quickly looked outside and everything seemed normal. Surely a sign of the end....very soon!
January 19 - Friday	I want the end of the world so bad I could taste it. Must have patience!
January 20 - Saturday	In his inauguration speech, President Bush called for more bomb shelters, supplies of dried food, and neighborhood vigilante squads. That makes you think!
January 21 - Sunday	Jesse Jackson has a love child? Can the end be too far off now?
January 22 - Monday	Spent the morning praying that very soon I'd see national shortages, looting, and panic.
January 23 - Tuesday	Passed out "2001 That's It" leaflets at the courthouse today. Got a lot of funny looks and persecution.
January 24 - Wednesday	I'm thinking I need a disciple or two to help me. Surely others sense the end is here.
January 25 - Thursday	Met a young guy today, Leon, who helped me pass out leaflets. He said he and some friends would like to visit me. Which is weird since I just got the idea for disciples (or associates) yesterday!
January 26 - Friday	Prophecy popped into my head today about the Soviet Union (pretending it doesn't exist) going to invade Israel in mid-July. Called Leon and he found that very interesting!
January 27 - Saturday	Deadly earthquake strikes India! Finally something's going my way!
January 28 - Sunday	Leon brought over an old Omni magazine with article, "How To Have A Mystical Experience." Since sleep-deprivation is one way, I'm not going to bed tonight.
January 29 - Monday	Been up all night, except little snatches of what seems to be dreams as I sit here. In one such reverie, I saw a busload of people fall out of a tree. Inspiring stuff, but my head's a little fuzzy.
January 30 - Tuesday	I think I've been awake, very hard to say. Had a vision of a giant angel (like many miles tall) at the North Pole, one foot resting on Asia, the other resting on North America, a rod of iron in his hand.
January 31 - Wednesday	Fell into deep sleep. When woke up, went to Hardee's for coffee. Met a prophecy expert/junk dealer named Walter, who talked my leg off about Yakovrambsel, J.R. Church, Grant Jeffries, and the Bible. Leon is my disciple but I think I'm Walter's.
February 1 - Thursday	Did a lot of thinking about Walter. Something about it seems so right, meeting a guy like him on what must be the 6000th year of the Earth. What's the odds that in 6000 years a guy like him and me would meet?
February 2 - Friday	Great divine conviction came to me today of the heavenly crowns that will be my reward for boldly delivering this scorned prophecy. Gave me new courage and determination to keep trumpeting my claims.
February 3 - Saturday	Day filled with amazing assortment of heavenly visions, angels at war, continents shaken, mountains melting, oceans boiling, etc. My personal sense that the end is not far off is virtually palpable.
February 4 - Sunday	Leon and I spent some time conjuring up the spirits of prophets of the past, channeling first one then another. Felt like I was in the room with someone who does voices, like Rich Little. As the spirits come nearer the "surface," we know the end cannot be far off.
February 5 - Monday	Indepth reading of newspaper today looking for signs of the end. Israel's having a big election. And horse population in "former" Soviet Union tops 500 million mark.
February 6 - Tuesday	5,000 delegates gathered in Zurich for International Conference on Prophecy endorse "2001 That's It" website and message as being "right on!"
February 7 - Wednesday	Teachers step aside as "2001 That's It" website representatives are invited to proselytize in public schools eight-hours-a-day, a part of President Bush's new "faith-based" initiative.
February 8 - Thursday	Reagan's 90th birthday stokes the prophetic fires. The man was born Feb. 1911. 3½ years later in Aug. 1914, World War I starts. A quick check of books on the war fails to find this fact mentioned even once!
February 9 - Friday	Persecution intensifies against "2001 That's It" website – all very subtle – as intuition reveals the enemy to be within!
February 10 - Saturday	A day of quiet, thoughtful reflection on what it'll be like when the rivers are blood, trees are ablaze, and the air is full of ash and soot.
February 11 - Sunday	Human genome research confirms 2001 as the end: 30,000 genes divided by 5 fingers on the hand = 6,000 years of human history!
February 12 - Monday	Israel prepares for war. XFL technicians wiring Armageddon so we'll hear all the bonecrunching action.
February 13 - Tuesday	Massive power shortages and suffering in California give vital uplift to our hearts as sure sign that 2001 indeed is IT.
February 14 - Wednesday	Central American earthquake raises hopes that it can't be long now! Survivors bellyaching about uncertainty, terror, and losses.
February 15 - Thursday	Elementary student points cleverly carved polska kielbasa at teacher, suspended for life. Youth are playing for keeps in endtime scenario.
February 16 - Friday	Falun Gong worshippers face electric chair, lethal injection, hanging, and Chinese water torture and refuse to renounce their faith. But then relent when the government simply asks them nicely: "Please?"
February 17 - Saturday	First cloned human being produced last week. Advances from babyhood to full maturity in four days. Wears his hair pushed down and to the side, sports handsome square moustache and waves a lot.
February 18 - Sunday	Demons bearing clubs, brickbats, and battle-axes arrive at various parts of the world. But things are so bad we barely notice.
February 19 - Monday	We suspend our normal revelling in disaster and destruction today in loving memory of Dale Earnhardt.
February 20 - Tuesday	Malicious demons seize control of Florida state government. Residents welcome great improvement.
February 21 - Wednesday	FBI spy suppressed intelligence on USSR's breeding of 400 million horses. Also sold them our entire reserve of scoop shovels.
February 22 - Thursday	Grammy for "Best New Artist" goes to singing trophy fish, Billy Bass.
February 23 - Friday	George W. Bush wisely halts all sales and shipments of pencils to Iraq.
February 24 - Saturday	International bankers turn over all assets to local bankers.
February 25 - Sunday	Small computer chips embedded in foreheads of 50,000 Robins, so we'll know earlier when Spring gets here.
February 26 - Monday	The Fed follows the Toyota-Thon's lead and cuts interest rates to 0.9%. Resulting wealth causes prices to skyrocket (example: eggs $75 a dozen). People earning less than $50,000 a year can't afford Alpo.
February 27 - Tuesday	The Pope performs last rites for the world and orders Vatican Palace boarded up.
February 28 - Wednesday	Russia launches 85 nuclear warheads against the United States and all are mysteriously intercepted at the North Pole.