2000 ELECTION RESULTS AND FLORIDA Our Last Florida Election 2000 Fragments Bush Trounces Gore! Our 2nd Gloating Page Gore Trounces Bush! Our Gloating Page Florida Mess - Our Historic Attempt to Settle It   END OF WORLD PROPHESIED FOR 2001 The End of the World Will Be in 2001   DICK CHENEY Dick Cheney's Stolen Medical Records No medical degree is required to understand these documents. Dick Cheney — How Interesting Is He? George W. Bush Replaces Dick Cheney with Toilet Paper   BILL CLINTON President Clinton's Lonely Hearts Club Band Old Impeachment/Gloating Site   GEORGE W. BUSH Bush DUI - Oops, Did I Forget To Mention...? The Hell Gazette - Nov. 7, 2000 News From Hell Bush Education: Train Kids Like Circus Animals Bush Abortion Rumors Examined & Refuted Stupid Human Tricks: G.W. Bush on Letterman George W. Bush's Exaggerations and Outright Lies Investigation of Stolen Bush Campaign/Debate Materials George W. Bush's RATS Ad Against Al Gore The Debate Between Al Gore & George W. Bush Open Mike with Cussin' Sputterin' George W. Bush George W. Bush Denies Texas Children a School Lunch Tongue Action While George W. Bush Speaks Bush Voters Hate America George W. Bush for Executioner George W. Bush and the Zimbabwe Crisis; +BONUS: God Takes My Dog To Heaven Deep in the Heart of George W. Bush George W. Bush's Hateful Campaign Literature Investigation: George W. Bush Disses John McCain George W. Bush's "ElectroDebater 2000" Time Traveling With George W. Bush An Interview With George W. Bush's Brain George W. Bush's Brain Still Missing! On the Trail of George W. Bush's Brain The World of George W. Bush Why George W. Bush's Dog Is Called Spot George W. Bush Book Club G.W. Bush - I Did It My Way! (or Maybe Not!) Our Day of Pitying George W. Bush George W. Bush's Unanswered Cocaine Questions Our George W. Bush Photo: A Regrettable Error   ELIAN GONZALEZ Elian Gonzalez - The Boy Without A Country Elian Gonzalez Gloating Page An Elian Gonzalez Miscellaney   GENERAL HUMOR FEATURES Who Do Monsters Want For President? Halloween Special: Visit to Our Morbid Mortuary Prayers Against the Homophobic Religious Right Horst's 90th Birthday Party! Boogie Blade - Singing & Dancing Windshield Wiper The 2001 Calendar for Transients The Goodbye Earl Handbook The Folly of Shipping Pencils to Iraq Bad On-Line Auctions - Without Delay! Uncensored Martin Luther Artwork Kansas & Evolution: Adam--"The First Man"   CHARLTON HESTON Charlton Heston Killed by Gunmen Good Riddance, Charlton - Peeing on His Grave   CAMPAIGN 2000 Pictures from the Campaign Trail Steve Forbes for Dog Catcher Gary Bauer Leaves Race, Makes Us Sick John McCain, Ex-Con for President? Gary Bauer's Phallic Obsession Steve Forbes Attacks George W. Bush's Ears! Bob Dole's Latest Letter Against Steve Forbes Christmas Cards from the Candidates Snake Soup for the Presidential Candidate's Soul Al Gore's Other Advisors Elizabeth Dole's Big Announcement Steve Forbes Is Watching You! The Fuehrer Around Pat Buchanan Gary Bauer's Tall Tales Dan Quayle for Vice President - 2000 Dan Quayle's Big Announcement The Stink of Scandal A Journey to Forbes Island -- Now For Sale Al Franken Seeking Vote From A Pig Political Maxims -- Forbes Epigrams WAD Magazine In Search of...The Compassionate Conservative August 6, 1999 August 1, 1999