REPUBLICAN SHAM "TRIAL" COMES TO END!
President Clinton Acquitted!
HYDE & HIS MORONIC MANAGERS ARE LAUGHINGSTOCKS!

The long sordid impeachment sham "trial" has come to both a pitiful and glorious end; pitiful for the piteous doofuses who pursued our valiant President, and glorious for President Clinton, now finally vindicated and found innocent of all charges.

The House Managers — a sorry bunch of blithering idiots without a shred of decency, whose only redeeming social value may be to bring the Republican party to a new low — gave their best, but their best wasn't good enough. They preened and paraded themselves for the benefit of history, trumpeting their foolish crusade against President Clinton as a "lost noble cause." Then this team of whimpering losers was silenced by President Clinton's counsel, Mr. Ruff, who looked bravely into their demonic faces — recalling Jesus with Legion — and condemned them in a quiet, firm, sane manner.

Graphic shows the Republicans either looking for a case or consoling themselves after the vote. Could even be their political hopes next time around.

The Senate in following days brought the whole sorry mess to a conclusion by acquitting the President of all charges. A few Republicans — whether out of a sudden jolt of common sense, or seeking personal political gain — voted to acquit. While we question their motives and patriotism, we welcome their correct vote. Now everyone knows President Clinton is innocent; now the verdict agrees with the obvious facts!

For all who are outraged at the Republicans, and the partisan sham of an impeachment proceeding that they launched in the Judiciary Committee, continued on the House floor, and brought to the Senate — howling like a dozen caged dingoes in heat — 2000 is coming. Let's put the Republicans out on their hindends, and let them like Mr. Livingstone and Mr. Gingrich wonder which way is up. There was a good reason that the House was controlled by Democrats for so long. And now we can see that to turn it over to the Republicans was a failed experiment. This is the best they could do, to try and overturn two popular elections because of some trumped up partisan charges.

Well, Henry (Salon) Hyde, you can stand there and bray about being like a tragic figure in Shakespeare all you want. More like a tragic figure in The Three Stooges if you ask us. Lots of hitting and smacking but never seeming to accomplish much. And everyone struggling hard to be the stupidest one: tough call! But it's nice to know that for all your ignorant shenanighans against the President that he stood tall and prevailed. And that he'll stand tall (probably) in being gracious to you and your sorry lot. The President isn't a sore winner, hahah.

And you other Congressmen (Republicans) — Bob Barr especially — learn to live with the fact that President Clinton was popularly elected. In this country we don't do coup d'etats or coup d'idiocy. So just wait till the next election and try your best candidate. OK? This is why our grandfathers and uncles and brothers and fathers fought and died in wars, for American freedoms. Not so you looney bunch of losers could go storming to Washington, D.C. and try to take over like a bunch of dictators. But at least it didn't work. America is too great for you. If that's the way you want to live — BARR, you listening?? ROGAN, attention please!! — then there's always Cuba or North Korea. You can go there, to Havana or Pyongyang. Maybe you can try to impeach Castro, and go marching into Castro's Oval Office and put your feet up on the desk and say 'well at least we accomplished something.' And Kim Jong Il might be a match for you. But your nonsensical attack on President Clinton was something that we could not tolerate.

This website stands tall with President Clinton. We believed in him from the beginning. We knew he was innocent and that if he stuck to his guns he would prevail. Pity the poor fools now who were calling on him to resign! Yes, Livingstone, we're talking about you, for one....you who would be a "back bencher" for a certain time, blah blah blah. Pretty funny you didn't even get to sit in the Speaker's Chair; bet it's very soft and comfortable, not like the back bench. You went down, reminding us of some kind of Aesop's creature who prepares a trap for someone else and himself falls in! But maybe you and Larry Flynt can get together and have a few drinks and dates; Larry probably knows a few gals. You called on Clinton to resign? He wouldn't listen to the likes of you if your prattle were gold-plated. Hahah, and you didn't have the votes to carry through with your ludicrous schemes of forcing him out!

Down with the coup junta, aka the Republican members of Congress. Low life bozos, not worthy to speak of the Constitution let alone trying to hide behind it to cover up their multitudinous crimes against our President.

CONGRATULATIONS

PRESIDENT CLINTON!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
TO THE HOUSE & SENATE REPUBLICANS

AND AN ESPECIALLY LOUD BLAST FROM THE OLD GUT BASSOON TO THE BOZO HOUSE "MANAGERS".
GLAD YOU LOST, JOKERS!

PRESIDENT CLINTON INNOCENT
OF ALL CHARGES!
 HATS OFF TO PRESIDENT CLINTON
AS OUR ONCE & CONTINUING
PRESIDENT!!

LET'S TURN AND GET KEN STARR NEXT, CHARGING HIM AND HIS OFFICE WITH LEAKING INFORMATION AND DENYING PEOPLE THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO COUNSEL.

WE KNEW YOU WERE BAD NEWS FOR THE NATION AND THE CONSTITUTIONAL PROCESS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!

THIS ISN'T NAZI GERMANY, WHERE THE PERSECUTORS COULD DO WHATEVER THEY FELT LIKE DOING!

IF YOU'RE SO HOT FOR THAT FORM OF GOVERNMENT, THEN GO TO SOME LITTLE ISLAND AND BE YOUR OWN DICTATOR, PROSECUTOR, JUDGE, JURY, POLICE FORCE!

HEY KEN (REPUBLICAN HITMAN) STARR!
WE'RE GLAD THAT YOU LOST! HAHAHAH! YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD THE PRESIDENT, BUT HE GOT AWAY FROM YOU! WHY SO GLUM, CHUM? WASN'T IT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO WASTE AWAY THE NATION'S MONEY? $44 MILLION IS A FAIR CHUNK OF CHANGE FOR ENDING UP WITH A BIG FAT ZERO!! HA HA!! YOU WENT DOWN BIGTIME!

REVENGE IS SWEET,
AND PRESIDENT CLINTON
(FALSELY ACCUSED)
IS ENTITLED TO IT!
DON'T LET THE
REPUBLICANS GET AWAY
WITH IT!

LET 2000 BE JUDGMENT DAY!

 One of these 3 clowns doesn't care what the people want.
(The other two have a tiny bit of common sense.)
Don't forget the Republicans' despicable attempt to deny justice to our President.

Confidential to J.R.: When the purge comes it'll be "Darkness At Noon" for you.

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