George W. Bush Book Club

When George W. Bush visited an elementary school in Florence, S.C., a student asked him his favorite book when he was growing up. His answer: "I can't remember any specific books." But now, having decided there might be some profit in reading after all, the genius candidate has opened his own book club!

George W. Bush Book Club Any 4 Books For $1 (With 4-year irrevocable membership, and total agreement with our unspecified terms) Choose From These Titles:

And At Least A Half-Dozen Other Easy-Readers...

• Try THE PRESIDENTS AND THEIR WIVES. Not only have I been completely faithful to my wife, there's also a number of other Presidents who kept their wedding vows! But find out why one president in particular was never faithful to his wife (and, no, it's not Bill Clinton!)* • Or take SCARY STORIES FOR SLEEP-OVERS. There are some genuine thrillers between the covers here, real nail-biters, including: "The Mad Man and The Pitchfork," "The Telltale Pusher," and "Just the Thought of Gary Bauer As President..." • Or there's VISION THING. The book is a little hard to understand. It suggests that we ought to work out coherent views on issues and then make them widely known in forums like debates. This would include such things as where we believe the country is headed and where we want to take it if elected. The book might be a bit esoteric for the average reader. • Or how about THE MONESTERS, a frightening (yet amusing) look at what unlimited money and too much time on one's hands can do to the ego, and then one's ambitions!

Other Great Titles You Can Choose From!
• THE RAT PACK - Anecdotes from all the various campaigns. • DUTCH - Close-out on this item! Ask for our special 8 books for a $1 discount. • MEIN KAMPF - With a new introduction by Pat Buchanan. • IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RAISE A CHILD - Another closeout! Ask for our special "Dutch" discount; we'll know what you're talking about.	• STANDING TALL AND PROUD - Bob Dole's new book on his fight against erectile dysfunction. • CALL IN THE RED CROSS! - Elizabeth Dole's companion volume to Bob's book. • A GIANT SUCKING SOUND - Ross Perot's last gasp as the leader of the Reform Party. • ALL THOSE YEARS - John McCain's riveting account of being a prisoner of war while in the Texas National Guard.

And now you can, too, with the great books in my club! So, when sending in your next campaign gift, stick in that extra dollar, and tell us which 4 books you want! Maybe, like me, you didn't get a chance to look at a book as a child, but now you can!